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1. WHATS ON YOUR BUCKET LIST? News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to asking that big, bold, and breathtaking question, "What's on your 'bucket list'"? Well, you've certainly come to the right spot, (especially if you haven't got a clue about "the bucket list", or seen the movie by the same name). All of which means that you'v...
Entertainment - Sat, 30 May 2009 15:27:22

2. STRANGE STREET NAMES News!

Ever wondered who lives on Fanny Hands Lane, Butts Wynd, Jingle Pot Road or Wino Way? When it comes to naughty or nutty nomenclature, especially odd odoynms, curiously named cul-de-sacs, or hilarious highway handles, who knows what names you'll find on street signs around the globe. Be prepared...
Humor - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:33:23

3. FUNNY PLACE NAMES News!

What possessed anyone to come up with these daffy, delectable, or downright distinctive town names like Black Tickle (Newfoundland & Labrador), Humptulips (Washington), and Frog Suck (Wyoming)? And quite frankly, who would want to admit that they hail from a pathetic place called Podunk in Conne...
Humor - Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:11:50

4. WEIRD WORDS News!

The English language is full of weird words that are oddly amusing and even a tad confusing at times. This loopy lens is dedicated to creating an awareness of old, obscure, and perhaps outlandish words that are really quite tame once you make their acquaintance! Remember, Confucious says: "If you...
Humor - Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:13:32

5. LATIN FOR LAUGHS News!

When it comes to Latin, most Americans think of "Toga Parties", while those boring but better-educated Anglo-Saxons living across the pond get straight to the point: "Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?" WARNING: ...
Humor - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:46:22

6. FUNNY NAMES FOLIO News!

On behalf of the Organization of Odd Or Peculiar Syntax (OOPS), welcome to the Funny Names Folio. This light-hearted lens is devoted to highlighting a plethora of pretty unsual personal names (real ones), nonsensical nom de plumes (fake ones), patently potty proper names (simply ridiculous ones)...
Humor - Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:48:40

7. ODD JOBS CLUB News!

The Odd Jobs Club connects unconventional people with unusual jobs in under-the-radar organizations. If daring to do something different is what you you really need now, go ahead and explore oodles of opportunities in the emerging field of "Cockamammie Careers" and "Oddball Occupations". Go ahead...
Humor - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:50:57

8. 2009 YEAR OF THE OX

January 26, 2009, (or the year 4707 in the Chinese calendar), begins the "Year of the Earth Ox". This light-hearted lens is devoted to the "Ox" (also known in North America as the "Buffalo"). If you're a fan of humongous heroes, then you probably know all about Paul Bunyan and his famous sidekic...
Entertainment - Fri, 01 May 2009 21:43:23

9. TREEHOUSE TREASURY News!

Are you're looking for a great hangout replete with rope ladders, a trap door, and a sign that reads, "Private - Keep Out!"? If so, this light-hearted lens offers you a treasury of tips on arboreal architecture. Whether it's building humble hideaways or simple shelters in the vines, even Tarzan ...
How-To & Education - Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:42:26

10. CROSS-DRESSING COMICS News!

This lighthearted lens is devoted to some very irreverent if not icononic impersonators. Here is a rather fine collection of cross-dressing comics who have certainly left an indelible impression on the minds of those who appreciate a bit of wit and wonk. Clearly, when it comes to playing around...
Humor - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:05:22

11. YELLING IT LIKE IT IS!

Welcome to "Yelling It Like It Is!"...an ode to that great American icon, the inimitable and irreverent Goddess of Gripe & Mother of Mockery, "Maxine"! Let's face it, "Everybody seems normal until you get to know them" (and "Maxine" is no exception!) And, this mirthful madam in the merry month of...
Humor - Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:30:33

12. VINTAGE VIXENS News!

This light-hearted lens pays tribute to titillating temptresses and playful personalities with oodles of pucker power! You know the ones we mean -- those funny floosies, sassy sirens, hilarious hussies, moxie mavens, or those wonderfully witty yet well-endowed wenches who drive most men crazy, (...
Entertainment - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:52:45

13. ENTERTAINING EUPHEMISMS News!

Exactly what is a euphemism and, more importantly, why is it entertaining? In twenty-five words or less, according to a dazzling dictionary by Mr. Webster, a euphemism is a 16th century-old English noun or figure of speech meaning "the substitution of an agreeable or innoffensive expression for ...
Humor - Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:31:33

14. LAUGHABLE LANDMARKS

Toss your troubles aside because it's time to turn your attention to those tacky tourist traps and ripsnorting roadside attractions. There are oodles of odd, off-beat and some might go so far as to say outrageous things to take your mind off the woes of the world, like a giant grasshopper, a bre...
Humor - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:40:06

15. ZODIAC ZONKERS News!

Okay, so you haven't got a hot clue how to read tea leaves, tarot cards or the enigmatic entrails of animals. But fess up...if truth be told...every now and then...you really do glance furtively at your horoscope don't you? This light-hearted lens is for folks with fractured funnybones and a pa...
Humor - Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:28:04

16. HILARIOUS HOPS News!

At HILARIOUS HOPS, where malt and mirth flow freely, we're sure there are more than a few brilliant beer brands that will make you smile, snicker or snort out loud. So, without further ado, the Guru of Brew will introduce you to the lighthearted labels being showcased in our wild watering hole, T...
Humor - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:04:24

17. God made toilet paper to roll only one way. News!

God made toilet paper to roll only one way. In the great scheme of things, knowing how to install a toilet paper roll correctly can save your butt and your marriage, if not enhance your chances for promotion and that elusive golden key to the executive washroom! The lovely little photo to the le...
Humor - Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:20:14

18. MONSTERS VS ALIENS

This light-hearted lens is devoted to two fanciful, far-out and funny figments of one's imagination ..."Monsters" and "Aliens". Frankly, they've all been given a bad rap for allegedly scaring people half to death, chilling them to the bone, or making folk's hair stand on end. In an effort to ed...
Humor - Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:41:13

19. 2008 - YEAR OF THE RAT

For those who are not familiar with Chinese astrology, the most recent "Year of the Rat", began on February 7, 2008. In western culture, (synonymous with the "rat race"), it's surprising indeed that the appearance of this redoubtable rodent is so unwelcome, except perhaps on Halloween. This light...
Entertainment - Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:54:29

20. CHRISTMAS IN JULY? News!

Welcome to "Christmas In July?" or for that matter, anytime of year! It's a great way to celebrate the fact that we're only five months away from the biggest gift-giving season of the year and of course, far too many yuletide yuks yuks to count! At the very least, it's a great way to pass along...
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:46:47

21. THE LEPRECHAUN News!

The leprechaun is a mischievous munchkin or Irish imp (whom it is said will reveal the hiding place of treasure if caught). So, whatever you do, put a big smile on your face whenever you see a cobbler or shoemaker. Who knows, he just may be a light-hearted leprechaun in disguise (and, you certa...
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:24:20

22. HOT AIR News!

Here at "Hot Air", we fly on nothing but fumes and fun! No fly-by-night outfit, we're dedicated to helping you to fly under the radar or by the seat of your pants, whichever you prefer. But, if truth be told, losing your blinking backpack in Timbuktu is what we often do! So, fasten that seatbel...
Humor - Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:01:06

23. 2010 Year of the Tiger

This light-hearated lens is dedicated to "2010 - The Year of the Metal/White Tiger, (which begins auspiciously on February 14th when Valentine's Day is also celebrated.) So, if you want to learn more about all things "tiger", you've come to the right place. Grab a vine and enjoy a good time! __...
Entertainment - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:50:09

24. HUMPTY DUMPTY

Humpty Dumpty is the central character (an entertaining enigmatic entity to be more precise) in a well-known English language nursery rhyme and riddle. It's a rather fine story about a thin-skinned thingammybob who sits precariously on a whatchamacallit but has a great fall that leaves him smash...
Entertainment - Sun, 03 May 2009 20:16:32

25. EGADS ITS EEYORE! News!

Let's face it, what would the world be without "wet blankets", "worry warts", and "party-poohpers"? Let's face it, there would be nobody to cry in your beer, rain on your parade, or weep "woe is me" and snuffle in your handkerchief, that's what! "Good morning Mary Sunshine" may be on the lips o...
Entertainment - Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:28:32

26. SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE News!

In a world full of chaos, crisis, and calamity, who would have thought that one would find a peaceful place, a rowdiless refuge, and a superb sanctuary of solitude for "spoiled horses", "lost dogs", and "soiled doves"? SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE is devoted to all those who put their faith in funnybones...
Humor - Wed, 20 May 2009 01:58:43

27. YARNBOMBING News!

In case you're wondering what in the blazes "yarnbombing" is, you've come to the right place! "Yarn Bombing" is an amusing form of artful anarchism. It's a bit of cockammamie crocheting and granny grafitti all rolled into one! __________ Image Credit: Cozy Bus by Magda Sayeg of Knitta Please, ...
Humor - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:00:53

28. PURPLE PEOPLE EATER News!

This loopy lens is devoted to one of my favorite funky critters, the "one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater". Frankly, if you haven't bumped into one lately, or even chimed in when one of those retro radio shows features this silly song about him, you've definitely missed out on a vit...
Entertainment - Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:55:17

29. Gadgets Gizmos & Giggles News!

Have you ever wondered, what is that crazy contraption? why on earth was it ever invented? or, who's the fool who came up with that idea in the first place? If you're eager to see oodles of odd, outrageous, or off-the-beaten track treats, then you've come to the right spot! On the other hand, if...
Humor - Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:41:00

30. BIZARRE BOOKS News!

On behalf of the Bizarre Book of the Month Club, I would like to welcome you to a curious collection of odds and sods. These unusual tomes can frequently be found in book bins marked "discounts", "discards", or "dead-giveaways". So, pull up a chair, put on your spectacles, and grab a bowl of popc...
Books - Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:03:09

31. TITILLATING TAGLINES News!

What would the world be without all those wonderful one-liners that gob-smack you when you least expect it? This light-hearted lens is devoted to those pithy if not puckish pieces of prose that leave you with a smile on your face! So, get ready for a big box of bittersweets to brighten your day!
Humor - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:44:21

32. CAST-OFF COUTURE

This light-hearted lens is devoted to cast-off couture. What's that you ask? Well, it's a funky fashion trend that's based on making garb from garbage. In this era of fast-food, fast-service, and fast-fashion, it's all about redesigning, reconstructing, and repurposing all your recyclable rags. ...
DIY & Hobbies - Sat, 02 May 2009 17:00:22

33. DROLL DICTIONARIES News!

To most folks, dictionaries are barely browsed books used to cover wearisome walls or as a dandy device to prop open a dang-nabbed door. To wordpeckers and wordsmiths, dictionaries are time-tested tools designed to keep them on the straight and narrow path of accepted word usage, if not to fill d...
Books - Sun, 17 May 2009 14:52:31

34. AMUSING ALLITERATION

This lighthearted lens will appeal to paripatiptetic phrasemongers or those who are partial to peep shows not to mention pleasingly plump prose and poetry. Note: Those with incredibly short-attention spans or missing funnybones would be well advised to find something all together trifling to do ...
Humor - Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:08:49

35. CRAZY CRAYON COLLEGE

Here at Crazy Crayon College, we aim to provide all you creative critters with everything you've always wanted to know about that whole whack of slippery sticks in your filthy little fingers but never dared to ask! By the way, keep your eyes peeled for the "Crayon Monster" -- 'cause he's known to...
Humor - Wed, 27 May 2009 19:19:01

36. WATTLE WORLD News!

Exactly what is a wattle? Even more important, tell me why I should give a sweet patootie about the wonderful world of wattles for pity's sake? To some it's a double chin, to others a sexy skin flap, and to a precious few wild thangs, it's what makes them delightfully distinctive! __________ In...
Humor - Mon, 18 May 2009 18:16:10

37. DAFFY DISEASES News!

"The Dictionary of Daffy Diseases" is a lighthearted lens devoted to all manner of intriguing indispositions, mirthful maladies, and side-splitting sicknesses for which there may be no known cure. And if truth be told, there are plenty of petty poxes published here to cause bedlam among the bedpa...
Humor - Sat, 16 May 2009 19:10:21

38. WHIMSICAL WATCHES News!

"I'm Late, I'm late for a very important date..." (from the lyrics to "Alice in Wonderland"). Just think, all that fuss could have been avoided if that rambunctious rabbit had worn a whimsical watch for pity's sake! So, without further ado, here's a rather fine collection of titillating timepiece...
Entertainment - Fri, 22 May 2009 14:33:42

39. WACKY WITCHES

Wicked witches can never spoil the fun of all feisty fairy folk who get a kick out of flying by the seat of their pants, yodelling in the shower, or skewering marshmallows with a flame-thrower! This light-hearted lens is devoted to a coven of curious creatures better known as "barmy bags", "comi...
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:46:46

40. FUNNY FESTIVITIES

This light-hearted lens is devoted to funny festivities, hilarious holidays and nutty national days organized all over the globe. The aim of such activities is to make people tickled pink, or at the very least, put a smile on the faces of folks with frowns. By the way, did you sign up for the "O...
Humor - Sat, 02 May 2009 19:41:48

41. NAUGHTY-SOUNDING WORDS FOR ODD OCCASIONS News!

The English language is full of colorful words that may sound a bit suggestive, lewd, or maybe even rude, but in actual fact are really quite harmless. This lighthearted lens is committed to preserving these promiscuous-sounding pieces of prose and using them on the odd occasion just for fun! Pe...
Humor - Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:22:10

42. QUIPPING QUEEN News!

H.R.H. QQ bids you a warm welcome to her quirky quarters! OFFICIAL TITLES: Monarch of Mirth, Her Royal Highness, Victoria Elizabeth, Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, Patroness of Pith & Vinegar, and Dazzling Diva of Diddlysquat! HER MOTTO: "I am easily amused." HER MANTRA: "There's mo...
About Me - Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:20:51

43. TEMPLE OF TOOTHPASTE News!

If you worship white, sparkling, squeaky clean cuspids and believe in the "Tooth Fairy", you'll feel right at home in the Temple of Toothpaste. On the other hand, if by any chance you're a cavorting Cavity Critter, genuinely Germy Gingivitus, or Horrid Halitosis, perhaps you'd best find yourself...
Health & Medicine - Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:47:49

44. YEAR OF THE PIG - 2007

Welcome to my world of wit and wonk devoted to a very special 12 month celebration -- 2007 The Year of the Boar, Hog, and Pig! No doubt about it, higgledy-piggledy and hogwash are definitely 'de rigueur' this year. Time to celebrate with some hogs and kisses, swine and roses, or Truffle Pig bars!
Entertainment - Sat, 09 May 2009 18:55:05

45. WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS... News!

This lens is all about squeezing the most out of life ... so lighten up sourpuss! Our role as lemon lovers of the world is to pass along a bit of wit, whimsy and wisdom while you try and figure out what to do with all that citrus fruit that just landed unexpectedly in your lap. If all else fails...
Humor - Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:46:38

46. UNIQUE UNMENTIONABLES News!

Hush...shhhhh...tsk tsk -- the all too familiar sounds of associated with titillating and sometimes taboo topics. So what have foundation garments got to do with funnybones...you'll just have to take a peek to see and agree! This light-hearted lens is devoted to the winsome if not sometimes witt...
Humor - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:19:11

47. Something Special At Sips Artisan Bistro News!

A fantastic place for fanciful finger-foods, fine fermented fruit, micro-brewed malt and morsels of mellifluous music -- in the heart of James Bay -- Victoria, British Columbia!
Food & Cooking - Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:00:40

48. GIGGLING GRAPES News!

Welcome to the world of laughter, lollygaggers and lots of light-hearted libations. Witty wine wonks and temperature-conscious tannin tasters will find this site appealing, (we hope). Our Guru of Giggling Grapes takes pride in offering you a cellar full of cheeky chardonnays and downright cheesy ...
Food & Cooking - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:45:52

49. The Treasures of Time News!

In the words of American poet, William Wordsworth, "The world is too much with us". If you're like me, we often take life for granted and don't even bother to ask what really matters until chaos, calamity or crisis befalls us. In one sense, this lens is a light-hearted look at my most valued pos...
Humor - Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:54:24

50. HOW TO BE A WITCH News!

If kissing frogs hasn't done much for your love life lately, it's a sure bet that you've been playing "Goody-Two-Shoes" far too long. So, take those ticklish tarot cards to heart honey, it's time to make a career change! This light-hearted lens is devoted to providing tendentious tips on how to ...
Humor - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:55:00

51. ODD OLYMPICS

Here at "Odd Olympics" we highlight the importance of mirth and merriment not to mention funny fitness and silly sports all of which are designed to engage couch potatoes not to mention armchair athletes! So, join in our jest-in-time celebration of wit and wonk where everyone's a winner. What do...
Humor - Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:56:03

52. TIDDLYWINKS

The obscure, oft-ridiculed "parlor game" of tiddlywinks may be just thing to meet the diverse needs of today's diffident dabblers, destiny-driven doodlers and die-hard dare-devils. This is an affordable yet amicable sport (whose equipment fits easily into a pocket, packsack or purse, unlike the c...
Sports & Recreation - Wed, 13 May 2009 23:25:21

53. CHURCH OF CHORTLE News!

The Church of Chortle is dedicated to the worship of wit, wonk and whimsy. Anyone amused at the thought of sharing a pew with a Goddess of Giggles and a Grin-And-Bear-It Guru is most welcome to join in the fun and frivolity. NOTE: In the spirit of serendipitous snickering, we also offer a handful...
Humor - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:43:30

54. BEST BOOKS NEVER WRITTEN News!

This lens is devoted to creating an awareness of a little known topic, "the best books never written". Why non-existent books? Well, the short answer is, why not? Since the world's awash in balderdash and bunkum; maybe it's high time we paid tribute to tengential topics such as trumped-up tomes a...
Books - Fri, 08 May 2009 15:50:01

55. CRAZY CAPTION CONTEST News!

If humor is the great thing...the saving thing, the spice of life, or the shortest distance between two people, then this light-hearted lens will appeal to all those who possess a funny bone and try to tickle it everyday. Let your inner imp come out and play! Surely you can come up with a crazy ...
Humor - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:18:38

56. THE SCORPIO SISTERHOOD! News!

Fabulous felines, fantastic foxes, and femme fatales, (born between October 23 and November 21), who weren't admitted to "The Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood", "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or the "Sisterhood of the Travelling Tea Cup", will be pleased to know that we now have our...
People - Thu, 21 May 2009 16:13:25

57. CRUMPETS CLUB News!

The Crazy Coots & Cockamammie Crones Crumpets Club is a very odd group of garrishly dressed gigglers who hang out for high tea and engage in hijinks whenever the spirit of spunk moves them to do so. Ability to devour a divine plate full of porous pancakes with oodles of butter and gobs of jam, h...
Humor - Sat, 16 May 2009 16:27:40

58. GIFT OF THE GAB News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to talkative types, or more specifically, mirthful motor-mouths chortling chatterboxes, and goddesses of gab, wherever they may be. While windbags and blabber-mouths may inhabit the rarified atmosphere of ivory towers and the pithless pages of gossip magazines,...
Humor - Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:17:26

59. THINGS WITH NO NAMES News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to things without names. More to the point, in a world full of "brand names", it's just not cool to be a nameless nonentity. By creating an awareness of everyday "No Name" people, places, and things, it is hoped that folks will have a soft spot for noughts and ...
Humor - Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:23:56

60. THE GREAT BIG GIGGLE GUIDE

Tired of draining swamps, duelling dragons, and dodging the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? Take a break; join the Wonderful World of Wit & Wonk! After all, laughter's the best medicine for what ails you and, this is one chortle portal with your name on it. Ever wanted to visit some od...
Humor - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:42:34

61. FUNNY MONEY News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of mirthful moola matters; after all, money makes the world go round. Does money grow on trees? Does money really talk? Does money multiply under a mattress or become profitable if placed in a piggy-bank? If you don't know the answer to these sim...
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:51:49

62. RELIGULOUS News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to discerning debaters with faith-challenged funnybones, in particular the release of a new mockumentary by Bill Maher entitled, "Religulous". We'll leave you to be the judge of whether he has skewered enough sacred cows to satisfy your appetite for poking fun ...
Humor - Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:33:50

63. BS and BALDERDASH News!

Today our world is awash in all manner of dazzling detritus masquerading as breathtaking balderdash and bedazzling bafflegab. This lens is meant to assist those who wish to navigate the increasingly globalized glut of empty words signifying nothing. Frankly, this light-hearted lens fills a nice ...
Humor - Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:59:31

64. 50 WAYS TO RETAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY News!

When the world's going to heck in a handbasket, there's nothing to do but go bonkers, lose your marbles, or master the art of making pigs-in-a-blanket. This light-hearted lens is devoted to discovering wonderful ways to delight your brain without the use of daffy diets, exhausting exercise, or a...
Humor - Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:51:10

65. BOTCH & BUNGLE News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to funny failures, laughable losers, and entertaining "errorists". If you've lived for any length of time on planet earth, you're bound to have backed the wrong horse, barked up the wrong tree, or bit the hand that fed you. Chances are you've also committed a f...
Humor - Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:19:31

66. COURT OF THE QUIPPING QUEEN

H.R.H. Quipping Queen, Monarch of Mirth, Empress of Eccentricity, Patroness of Pith & Vinegar and Diva of Diddlysquat warmly invites you to plop yourself down in her cockamammie court of colorful characters. Affectionately known by royal family members as "Her Royal Pain in the Butt", H.R.H. QQ ...
Humor - Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:40:28

67. FIRED FUNNYBONES News!

Almost everyone has been axed, dismissed, down-sized, kicked out, laid-off, pushed, sacked, stiffed, shoved out the door or been given the boot, the elbow, or the old heave-ho, not to mention their exit slips or their walking papers, perhaps even been put out on their ear or their neck (without s...
Humor - Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:58:55

68. MIRTHFUL MOTHERHOOD News!

Men may have a hemorrhage, bust a gut, or die laughing, but mothers know to snicker, smile, and smirk at life not to mention know how tickle themselves pink! This light-hearted lens is dedicated to females with funnybones and their families who adore them, even when that special time of the mont...
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:53:28

69. CURIOUS CONUNDRUMS News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to pithy ponderings that make you scratch your head, tickle your chin, not to mention look up into the wild blue yonder hoping to catch a glimmer of a gorgeous goddess or a great guru who'll give you the answer to the following questions. Have we got some ridic...
Humor - Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:51:31

70. PRINCESS OF PUNCTUATION News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the power of proper punctuation. In a world suffering from "commatosis" not to mention that other fate worse than death, the plague of punctuation also referred to in gravely serious grammar circles as "semi-colon cancer", there is a place for punctilious pu...
Books - Sat, 09 May 2009 16:16:34

71. WHO IS JOE? News!

Have you claimed your 15 minutes of fame yet? What do you mean you don't know anyone named Joe? Where's your flipping contact list?...there's gotta be one in there somewhere! Let's see for starters there's "Joe Blow", "Joe Schmo", "Joe Six-Pack", "Joe-the-Plumber", "Pal Joey" and of course, U.S...
People - Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:44:40

72. VANISHING VOCABULARY

This lens is devoted to recovering and restoring little-used if not long-lost words in the English language that truly deserve to see the light of day. Who says it's not a scrumbunctious idea!*? For those who enjoy collecting curious words, these gorgeous gems will be a valuable addition to your...
Humor - Mon, 18 May 2009 18:38:30

73. FOR CODS SAKE...TASTE IT! News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to fishy food and forgotten words. Frankly, if you hate fried fish, dislike chips with malt vinegar on top, and can't abide an acronym with more than one meaning, then you've probably come to the wrong spot. On the other hand, for those who adore piscatorial pl...
Food & Cooking - Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:16:10

74. WINGNUTS News!

May I offer you a very warm-hearted welcome to the wonderful world of Wingnuts! What do you meant you haven't the faintest clue what I'm talking about? Where were you born for pity's sake, on Pluto perchance?? Wingnuts can best be described as witless wonks, weird wunderkins, or wacko know-it-a...
Humor - Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:58:42

75. BORED DOE CLUB News!

Are you tired of domestic drudgery? Are fed up hanging out with humorless houseplants? Are you sick to death wasting your modest amount of "mad money" on thingamybobs you really don't need? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely qualify for membership in the one and...
Humor - Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:11:46

76. FEAST OF FOOLS

This light-hearted lens is dedicated to the promotion of an unusual April Fool's Day event to be held in the heart of Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. The "Feast of Fools" is an entertaining excuse to pay tribute to class clowns, mirthful munchkins, and jest-in-time jokers who remind us all n...
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:33:40

77. LEADERSHIP THE EASY WAY

Being "Head of the Pack" or "Top Dog" is a whole lot better than being "in the doghouse", wouldn't you agree? So, whether you're a carefree canine, a hungry hound, or a pesky pooch, you've come to the right spot. Our Motto: If you're gonna pee on someone's parade, practice first on a friendly fi...
Humor - Fri, 08 May 2009 17:03:39

78. POTTY PET NAMES

It's rather incredible the names that people choose for their precious or precocious pets. So, whether it's a curious calling for your canine or cat you're looking for or a hilarious handle for your fish, guinea pig, or backyard beaver... have we got a super silly collection from which to choose!
Humor - Fri, 08 May 2009 16:24:44

79. MIRTH & MISTLETOE News!

What's a holiday happening or a gathering of wild wassailers without mugs of merriment, marvellous mirth, and mega-sized mistletoe everywhere? ___________ Inserted Image: Courtesy of RetroJason on flickr.com
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:31:17

80. WITTY WENCHES News!

In the World of Witty Wenches one will find many fine yet funny, flamboyant and feisty felines! This light-hearted lens is devoted to a wonderful group of women who give the gift of levity and laughter to a weary world full of wet-blankets and worrywarts. These bodacious babes can't be bothered...
Humor - Sun, 31 May 2009 16:45:23

81. BOTTLE SHOCK...FOR SASSY SIPPERS ONLY!

For those who are enamored with the notion of "shock and awe", here's one marvellous movie that's guaranteed to wet your whistle or tickle you pink! "Bottle Shock" is a light-hearted lens for those who appreciate things like weird wine labels, chardonnay snobs and gripping grappa tales like "The...
Humor - Sun, 03 May 2009 17:56:11

82. Pleasingly Plump Pipes News!

In this day and age when so much attention is paid to "beautiful" babes belting out bawdy ballads, it's a real treat to see unconventional women of substance like Susan Boyle, rise from obscurity and against all odds blow us all away with their unique voices. This lighthearated lens pays tribute...
Entertainment - Mon, 25 May 2009 22:36:52

83. POSH POTATO News!

Welcome to the "Posh Potato", a tribute to tame if not timid tubers, (also affectionately known as "chips" and "fries" or "spuds" and "taters"). Humanity owes a great deal to the edible "earth apple" if not sometimes highly entertaining "Potato Head" family. So, it's not surprising that in honor...
Food & Cooking - Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:37:13

84. WICKED WENCHES News!

This light-hearted lens is dedicated to the wonderful world of brash babes, devilish dames and wicked wenches. Frankly my dear, Cinderella, Snow White and Goody-Two-Shoes don't stand a fat chance around these feisty felines or femme fatales for that matter!
Humor - Sun, 31 May 2009 16:51:00

85. WAYWARD WINDS News!

This light-hearted lens pays tribute to the volume of voluptuous vocabulary and very important facts pertaining to a subject seldom discussed in the company of others, the notion of vulgar vagrant volatiles. If you're a member of the animal kingdom, be it a cow or comedian, you pay the price for...
Humor - Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:21:50

86. I AM CANADIAN News!

This light-hearted lens is designed to answer the question, "What is a Canadian?" The easy answer might be, a Canadian is someone who suffers from an inferiority complex, someone who likes sleeping beside an elephant, or someone who loves skating on thin ice. If you've always wanted to know wha...
Humor - Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:24:42

87. VICTORIAS VICTORIA

What's in a name? How about one with cachet and charisma, or better yet, one that is used by both males and females? VICTORIA is a rather august if not posh personal pronoun, perhaps because of its association with power, prestige, and panache. This venerable venue is a hospitable hub of informa...
Travel - Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:59:17

88. MY FUNNY VALENTINE

Glad you decided to drop by and enjoy a gushing giggle or two, (especially if you didn't get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, or even an unsigned vacuous Valentine's card this year). Frankly, when Cupid failed to deliver Prince Charming let alone return the infamous glass slipper, it's n...
Humor - Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:59:10

89. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? News!

There are many curious conundrums in the world that are a tad more intriguing than trying to figure out who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder or how many fairies can dance on the head of a pin. This light-hearded lens is designed to entertain those with a passion for pondering. Mind you,...
Humor - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:58:07

90. JAMES BAY BABBLER

The "James Bay Babbler" is a weekly work of art designed to engage, entertain and enlighten all those who call James Bay, British Columbia home ...whether they live, work or play in this rather fine neighborhood. Not-your-average newsletter, this bit of wired wit, wisdom, and wonk reflects the u...
Local - Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:35:41

91. CRAZY CUPIDS CORNER

Here at Crazy Cupid's Corner, you'll find something to tickle your funnybone, or at the very least tickle yourself pink on Febuary 14th, Valentine's Day. If you're allergic "candy kisses", you don't swoon or croon beneath balconies inhabited by bathing beauties, and you wouldn't plant a smacker ...
Humor - Sun, 24 May 2009 17:47:04

92. CURIOUS COVERS

Welcome to Curious Covers! As the old saying goes, "never judge a book by its cover". But why not? After all, some of them are a tad quaint perhaps even a bit quirky. While on the other hand, some are just downright questionable! This light-hearted lens is dedicated not to what is going on betwe...
Books - Wed, 13 May 2009 02:07:20

93. SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES News!

The SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES (S.O.S.) is open to those who take pride in thinking outside the box, letting their minds wander, or simply pondering pithy imponderables. Dedicated to those who have ever posed a simple, strange, or silly question about life, the universe, or the "Whole Sort of Ge...
Humor - Fri, 08 May 2009 15:05:19

94. THE GLORIOUS GLOSSARY OF SNIT News!

The Glorious Glossary of SNIT is dedicated to the many marvellous mavens of melodrama and misbehaved mademoiselles of mayhem who inhabit the universe. "Snit" has become synonymous with the unpredictable feisty or flummoxed behavior of all females past the age of puberty. It ranges from the milde...
Humor - Sun, 17 May 2009 15:17:32

95. CRACKPOTS AND CROCKPOTS News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to crazy cooks, culinary catastrophes, and ripsnorting recipes for every odd occasion. If you never played with your food, never tried to cook rice in a frying pan, or never dared to make "Green Eggs and Ham" without a recipe, then frankly this is definitely no...
Food & Cooking - Mon, 04 May 2009 20:05:15

96. WICKED WENCH WINE CLUB News!

This light-hearted lens is your invitation to join a rather gregarious group of gals...or more to the point, "Goddesses of the Grape". This exclusive yet entertaining coven of creatively-inclined cabernet-lovers, sassy shiraz sippers, and vintage vixens from Victoria, B.C. is delighted to make y...
Local - Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:31:21

97. TWEEDLEDEE & TWEEDLEDUM

Welcome to "All You Ever Wanted to Know about the Dashing Duo: Tweedledee & Tweedledum"! Surely, you've heard of them...no, they're not the "Bobbsey Twins", the "Doublemint Gum Twins", or even an obscure name for the slugging "Minnesota Twins"...word has it they're not even twins at all! _______...
Humor - Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:20:27

98. HERE BE TROLLS! News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted enhancing the image of a crazy little critter, the troll, who's got a bad rap of late. Since the advent of the computer and pesky people with no appreciation of these titillating toys and good luck charms, trolls have been, shall we say, a little ticked!
Humor - Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:01:00

99. GO FLY A KITE! News!

Did you know that April is "National Kite Month" in North America, and that each year on the second Sunday of October kite flyers in nearly every country of the world unite and fly a kite to celebrate "ONE SKY ONE WORLD"? And frankly, it's possibly the only time you can legitimately (and possibly...
Humor - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:01:40

100. RHINOCEROS PARTY News!

Politics in Canada is akin to being in a zoo full of crazy critters. And, the most popular political party among the pull the wool over your eyes voting crowd is the highly entertaining Rhinoceros Party of Canada. This light-hearted lens will acquaint you with a pesky if not patently ridiculous ...
Humor - Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:55:31

101. HEFFALUMP HEADQUARTERS

Here at Heffalump Headquarters, we pride ourselves in bringing you all you need to know about the world's most breathtakingly Perfectly Normal Beast (who has rarely if ever been seen by man let alone been captured by one). The purpose of this lens is to acquaint readers with little known facts ab...
Entertainment - Sun, 17 May 2009 15:57:31

102. LITTLE LOO LIBRARY News!

Welcome to the "Little Loo Library" (better known in North America as the "Bathroom Bookshelf"). Considering the fact that one will spend a good deal of time during one's life ensconced in an ablution hut, bathroom, can, head, honey wagon, ladies room, latrine, lavatory, loo, men's room, outhouse...
Books - Sat, 23 May 2009 15:34:15

103. GEE WHIZ GRADUATE SCHOOL News!

An integral part of the widely acclaimed University of Useless Information, the "Gee Whiz Graduate School" is dedicated to expanding the gee whiz gene pool, removing cobwebs from cluttered minds, and tickling people pink. Our fanciful faculty are committed to helping you appreciate the utterly i...
Humor - Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:19:49

104. SOCK TALK News!

Welcome to "Sock Talk" ...home of all things silly, strange and downright stupefying about socks. Don't let those "heels" get you down! Sock it to them with a pair of the finest smiley-face socks money can buy! Better yet, pick up season's tickets to the Scottish Falsetto Puppet Theatre or, pres...
Humor - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:22:03

105. contrariaN communicationS News!

You won't find anything conventional, humdrum or mundane in the way of words and images at contrariaN communicationS. Why, because all our bright ideas come in nothing but blank and blue! So, if you love the spirit of spunk and aren't afraid of smiles, snickers, or snorts, then what these cockam...
Humor - Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:34:03

106. MAD MONEY News!

"Mad Money" ...you know that wad of wampum you keep in a sock, under a mattress, or inside a purse for emergencies. Multitasking mazuma-inspired mavens know all about "mad money". They may be scrimping and saving those nickels and dimes, clipping coupons, and even making ends meet on nothing but...
Humor - Fri, 08 May 2009 15:33:40

107. WHAT THE HECK IS WASSAIL?

Tis the season to be jolly! Just take that dreadful dump of snow in stride, forget about skating on thin ice, (the Fickle Finger of Fate is not on your side), and smile, even if Jack Frost's nipping at your door (because you've got long underwear to keep you warm!) Better yet, why not don those...
Humor - Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:45:32

108. LETS TALK TURKEY!

In the barnyard of life there are many magical creatures. Take for example these wilderness wunderkins, pigs that can fly or how about toads who adore being kissed and turned into princes. But, there are also some fine feathered friends who are bound and determined to get involved in fowl play wh...
Humor - Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:55:10

109. BIG BOOK OF BUNKUM

Word has it that know-it-alls reign supreme in a world where wit and wisdom are in short supply. In an effort to upstage the experts on everything from black holes to how to find your bliss, the Big Book of Bunkum has been published to fill the empty shelf space between "frightening facts and fi...
Humor - Wed, 13 May 2009 16:40:25

110. SANTA FREE ZONE

Why did Santa and his reindeer hijack Christmas? When did it happen? Who's behind the biggest the holiday heist leaving most folks penniless or maxed out on their credit cards? What happened to the Spirit of the season? Where are St. Nicholas, Kris Kringle and Sinterklaas? How did crass comm...
Humor - Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:29:23

111. SANTA BABY

Tis the season to be jolly, and what would the holiday be without this classic carol to warm the cockles of your heart. So, forget about roasting chestnuts on an open fire while Jack Frost's nipping at your door, waiting for visions of sugar plums to dance around in your head while maxing out yo...
Humor - Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:09:51

112. SCAMPS, SCOUNDRELS & SCALLYWAGS News!

Let's face it, what would the world be without a few ripsnorting rascals, root n' toot n' rogues, and some rambling reprobates? ...a pretty dull place that's what! Without them, there would be no vain villains on TV, no bad dudes in the movies, and no rakes in political office. So, why not pay ...
Humor - Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:14:03

113. HORRIBLE HATS News!

In a day and age when butt cracks and bald heads are seen more frequently than hats, maybe it's time to know your chapeau. So, for those with a keen interest in the history of haberdashery, not to mention passing the hat, holding on to one's hat, doing hat tricks, taking one's hat off to congrat...
Humor - Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:14:20

114. MARATHON OF MIRTH

This light-hearted lens is devoted to organizing and participating in a special event called the "Feast of Fools", (usually, but not always, held on April 1st each year), or uncovering for the cure and running for a good cause in the annual "Underwear Affair". It will definitely appeal to all so...
Humor - Fri, 15 May 2009 00:04:37

115. COLLEGE OF CREATIVE LOAFING News!

The College of Creative Loafing is designed to meet the unmet needs of mirth-minded merry-makers, in particular those with a penchant for piffle, pranks, and patently puckish pastimes. So, toss your troubles away in a pity pot, let your Inner Imp loose, and have some fun for Pete's sake! (Rememb...
Humor - Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:27:40

116. THE CHEEKY CHEAPSKATE News!

While the sky may be falling and it's raining cats and dogs, thank your lucky stars that behind every dark cloud, there's bound to be a silver lining out there somewhere, or, at the very least, someone with the biggest bargain-basement bumbershoot you've ever seen! So, no need to fret, pull your...
Humor - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:54:24

117. NIBBLERS NOSH News!

This light-hearted lens is devoted to amusing aphrodisiacs (better known as fanciful foods and boisterous beverages with romantic repercussions). From ancient times to modern day, Casanovas, Lotharios, and Romeos not to mention more than a few Cleopatras, Queens of Sheba, and Naughty Ladies from...
Humor - Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:04:00

118. WITTIEST WENCH EVER News!

Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world and the wittiest wench ever, also rules the roost with a pair of shocking pink velvet gloves and a golden rubber spatula in the Queedom of Quirky, (which is home to fa...
Humor - Sun, 24 May 2009 18:40:03

119. QUIPPING QUEENS QUARTERS Headquarters

QUIPPING QUEEN'S QUARTERS A ripsnorting respository of light-hearted lenses created by H.R.H. Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, Patroness of Pith & Vinegar, and Diva of Diddlysquat!
Humor - Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:23:22

120. YULETIDE YUK YUKS

Tis the season to be jolly, so quit complaining, crying boo hoo or yelling bah humbug (especially if it's blazing hot, the mosquitoes are biting, and you're up the creek without a paddle)! Just smack your lips, waggle your tongue, and fill your blessed boots with some "Yuletide Yuk Yuks" or some ...
Humor - Sat, 09 May 2009 14:05:47

121. LETS HEAR IT FOR LEAP YEAR!

This light-hearted lens is all about Leap Year, a time when you can to some very odd, wacky, or once-in-a-blue moon things! After all, this auspcious occasion comes but once every four years. So, correct your calendars, wind up your watches, and break open the bubbly! If that doesn't turn your c...
Humor - Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:18:00

122. CANUCK COUNTRY Headquarters

CANUCK COUNTRY Welcome to "Canuck Country". What do you mean, you haven't a clue where Canada is on the map? It's smack dab between the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean, north of the 49th parallel all the way up to the North Pole! "Eh"...in case you're wondering, this lens is devoted to all people, pl...
Travel - Sun, 03 May 2009 17:30:14

123. Humor Headquarters Headquarters

HUMOR HEADQUARTERS The best place to tickle your funnybone! All laugh lenses are welcome, together with those that make you chuckle, chortle, crow, giggle, snicker, snort or simply smile!
Humor - Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:15:35

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